Thursday, March 27, 2008

Things I found in an old notebook

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
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The Bible is like a human being. If you torture it long enough, it will say anything.

2 comments:

  1. Those are great!

    I think the same goes for statistics, as with the Bible.

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  2. Yes, I think the saying is "There are lies, &%$# lies and statistics."

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